A manchester united supporter who is clearly a better fan than anyone else

a few requirements:

- dont buy replica shirts
- anyone who wears a replica shirt is a cunt
- must wear ALL black to away games
- before games you must stand in the street drinking cans of stella artois
- must come from manchester
- all manchester bands are great
- ian brown is the greatest singer of all time
- musn't support england
- must not watch soccer am
- must get to your seat at home games no earlier than 10mins before kick-off

When someone goes to the gym and spends 90% of the time on their phones scrolling through social media

A Liverpool fan who clearly plays too much FIFA on career mode and knows how to run the club better than the owners FSG.

Top Reds are normally teenagers who think they know best, they also use the term ‘Top red’ to describe older and in most cases more sensible supporter.

In reality they do not get the irony of this making themselves look like a bunch of spoiled brats who care more about transfers than trophies.

Normally has a #FSGout on their twitter profile and does nothing but moan about lack of signings and tweet the owners directly.

Their insecurities result them in getting angry with other people if they do not agree with what they say and get extremely aggressive and start whining like a little Fifa virgin.

A Top Red is a Manchester United fan who thinks his opinion is above everyone else. They usually are Youth Fanatics and don't want to buy any player unless they're British. They also blindly back Ole and will call you a plastic if you give him the slightest bit of criticism. They usually hate foreign players like Pogba and Martial calling them "lazy" and saying they don't fight for the badge but will call anyone plastic for criticising Dan James or Maguire.

A deluded liverpool fan who attacks other liverpool fans for questioning the club, branding them fake fans and telling them to go support someone else.

A top red believes liverpool are incapable of doing wrong and that all of our players and academy players are the best in the world.

They will get incredibly annoyed and insecure when you question them and will usually respond with something good about the club which is entirely unrelated to the topic at hand.

Top reds are usually the middle aged and elderly fans on Liverpool who spend most of their day on Facebook. They're extremely hostile and don't tolerate any form of criticism against the club and its owners (FSG).

Top reds don't respond well to logical arguments and will usually respond with vulgar language and generic replies such as "go support city" and hence it is advised to not engage with such creatures.