"I barely remember last night, did I drink a lot?"
"Dude, you were top heavy, you could barely stand up."

"Hey Kelcy (not the real bubbles), What's up?"
"Not much, Shmangela, I just got a new definition for myself on Urban Dictionary."
"Oh, well, just like those manly men were saying, I'm way too top heavy to be defined."
"That's soooo awesome!"

Aniyah is so damn top heavy she looks like a blue whale walking on legs.