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Tophat is cockney rhyming slang for "Twat" or from the scientific point of view, the female genitalia.
"Twat" is very common British slang therefore all yanks should permanently carve the meaning into their heads when visiting the UK.
"Twat" is very common British slang therefore all yanks should permanently carve the meaning into their heads when visiting the UK.
by Ash Conman January 08, 2005
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verb. a literal or figurative covering up of something bad or shameful as if nothing ever happened. To conceal something in hopes that it will go away on its own. To hide from public view and scrutiny.
The BP Oil and Haliburton executives have decided to Top Hat the 200,000 gallon per day oil leak in the Gulf of Mexico.
by Theryl McCoy y May 27, 2010
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an uncircumcised penis. Looking at the penis head on (no pun intended) it looks like a penis with a tophat on.
by MStache April 02, 2012
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Easy Now dan you got a Top Hat for me or otherwise il have to get one of dem pills for me bitch to get dat bun out of er oven!
Father To Son: Ohh son how I wish i had used a Top Hat so you didn't bicker with you're older sister!
Father To Son: Ohh son how I wish i had used a Top Hat so you didn't bicker with you're older sister!
by Single Dad 10 Kids August 02, 2010