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The most fearsome and powerful old person in a retirement home. The top bitch is determined ultimately by who has the most hummels.
You don't understand how it works in here! Miss Mcgillicuddy is top bitch! You do what she says, or you pay the price!
by CivilDerpineer May 13, 2018
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Running for exercise and picking up trash you find along the way. It's good for the body, mind, soul, and environment! Started in Sweden but is making its way to the U. S.
It's nice out and the city is filthy. Let's go plogging!
by Another damn hippie. May 09, 2018
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The baddest woman in the room. She has her own car. She has her own place. She probably owns two or three businesses and helps her man with his.
Baby Kahlo is top bitch! She keeps us on our toes.
by Muertoxxxxx August 13, 2020
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The best bitch to be. Only get raped once in prison and then you're set. One and done essentially.
Top bitch is kinda the opposite of a bottom bitch. Instead of the favorite bitch, you are the trusted bitch.
by 420RAPIST August 25, 2010
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Instead of top notch use top bitch and you will not be disappointed
Wow that pornhub video was top bitch!

That wig snatch was top bitch
by Skumpan July 15, 2019
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