God's waiting room, a town where old people go to die.

A town in Queensland, Australia.
It is a good town, filled with good people. Home to the carnival of flowers and AGMF and other awesome events.
It was Australias most livable city three times and most likely still is.

People in Toowoomba are generally (as a generality, not insulting other cities) more athletic than other cities because Toowoomba is at a higher altitude than most of QLD and thus we have more efficient blood transportation systems.
Overall a good clean city with awesome features and people.
Come visit some time!
You are more than welcome!

A place inhabited primarily by hicks and rednecks and other incestual beings.

Toowoomba is a city situated in South East Queensland, Australia, commonly referred to as the Garden City. It's located 127 kilometres from the state capital, Brisbane.

The heavenly breakfast of Queensland locals, most notably Toowoomba. A 50/50 ratio of Wheatbix and Bundaberg Rum Overproof.

A horrendous case of crabs caused by bumping and grinding with a country town whore.

Also referred to as 'Tbar style'

high levels of temperatures during summer