Noun- Unknowingly having poop under your sheets when climbing into bed.

Or

Tootsie Rolling, the act of taking a dump under someone else's sheets without their knowledge, with the intent of ruining that person's night.

(noun) A successful type of theft which results in an acceptable, impressive and rewarding payday for the protagonist.

The act of defecating inside of a condom and then inserting the condom into a woman's vagina.