Used to describe a woman who is rather unattractive, except at her center, namely, her ass; an otherwise ugly woman with a good butt.

It’s an acronym standing for Can’t Remember A Fucking Thing. It’s usually used to describe embarrassment at being unable to remember someone (CRAFT moment); going onstage as the lead in the latest theatrical performance and your mind goes completely blank (CRAFT situation); the next morning after a night when you got pissed as a fart and woke up in bed cuddling a traffic cone and a string of fairy lights wound round your prick.

The act of sneaking your finger into your buttcrack or butthole and having a girl unknowingly suck on that finger

term of endearment; sweet nickname for a sweet person

When someone falls asleep and gets a baguette shoved up their ass with a chocolate flavored donut put on the tip. The friends test how many licks it takes to get to the center.

When a girl gives a guy a blow job and she makes a popping sound with her mouth.

When a woman has her menstrual cycle, the male inserts his penis in the rear then in the front.