Brad thought sending me his toothpick jar would win me over, but I just reported them for child pornography.
by Richard Thunder May 12, 2020
The tow truck driver showed up and said he'd get the girls car fixed with a toothpick smile. They were never seen again...
by von groovy May 11, 2019
by Lil toothpick October 31, 2019
A small wooden stick usually carried in a plaid shirt or jacket, and often can be found on the floor of a pickup truck. Rednecks often chew on these to prove themselves as men, or to attrack a redneck mate.
Also can be used to fool people into thinking that you are not drunk
Also can be used to fool people into thinking that you are not drunk
Officer: Sir have you been drinking tonight? Your truck was all over the road.
Redneck Driver: No sir, just chewin a minty toothpick, y'all want one? There minty!
Redneck Driver: No sir, just chewin a minty toothpick, y'all want one? There minty!
by redneckhillbilly February 17, 2010
by dhb1990 January 03, 2015
Woman: "How did your date go?"
Woman 2: "Well he cooked for me. Italian"
Woman: "Angel Hair pasta"
Woman: "Tell me about it. A sicilian toothpick"
Woman 2: "Well he cooked for me. Italian"
Woman: "Angel Hair pasta"
Woman: "Tell me about it. A sicilian toothpick"
by Dougar Bait September 28, 2009