Tom: Oh man, banging Donna last night was great, but now she wants some relationship crap.
Jerry: Thats real toothpicks on the floor, man.
Jerry: Thats real toothpicks on the floor, man.
by cubanluis March 18, 2008
by DonkeyBitch November 09, 2009
I pulled out one of my wifes pubes and got that chunk of meat out of my teeth with that Tennessee Toothpick
by GringoTENN October 06, 2008
Hitting a tree, or telephone pole or any large stationary object made of wood, with your car or truck.
Matt - What happened to the front end of your pickup?
Justin - Went around a curve too fast and ending up making toothpicks.
Matt - That sucks, those trees will jump out from nowhere.
Justin - Went around a curve too fast and ending up making toothpicks.
Matt - That sucks, those trees will jump out from nowhere.
by Random Killer June 05, 2011
by misskae May 10, 2015
Sucking on a toothpick everyday like a gangsta. Until overtime the small microscopic wood particles collect in your intestine and it explodes. Requiring you to have a colostomy bag (crap bag) hooked onto your lower stomache.
by FattyCakeKittyCat February 05, 2018
by Son of a gimp December 20, 2019