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The pain in your urethra after you either stroked A LOT before finishing yourself off or you have masturbated on multiple occasions in a short period of time.
Man: "Why is that teen boy walking like a vacuum attacked his junk?"

Wife:"He has a bad case of toomuchstrokeitis."

Man:"How do you know that?"

*Wife coughs and puts hand over her Adam's Apple *

Man:"O, you're a dude. That explains the penis."
by The Broken Stroker September 22, 2009
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Jul 25 Word of the Day
A jack off buddy (from 'cum' /'come', meaning 'semen', and 'companion'); a friend that you get together with for sessions of solo or mutual masturbation
Variant of: cumpanion (from 'companion' & 'cum'); jack off buddy & wank bud & JO buddy
Similar to: fuck buddy
My bf and I used to really get it on together, but now it's just the occasional cumpadre wank
by Gladys Pipps-Knightley May 14, 2007
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