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Where guys with popped collars and aviator sunglasses store their drinks. Often found at Frat parties.
"Dude, that guy is such a douche-bag!"
"I know, but he's got a well stocked tooler..."
by PoliSci88 April 01, 2009
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May 27 Word of the Day
The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."
"I was in my bedroom and i shouted downstairs, "Mum there's call the police there's a madman with a set of steak knives hacking me to pieces!" As soon as I heard her scream, I dropped my trousers and commenced the danger wank. As I heard her stomp up the stairs I knew i had to be quick so i upped the pace, i heard her stumble on the top step, which bought me some time. Unfortunately for me I timed my finish badly. As my mum barged through the door armed with a rollign pin I chugged all over her. I spent the evening in A&E with concusion. Now thats what i call extreme DW"
by johnnynika May 30, 2006
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someone who is extremely aggravating or a pre teen!!!
wats that tooler doing?
by katotool April 16, 2007
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A person overly reliant on their tools. Someone applying learned formulas rather than actually understanding their craft.
I should have hired a graphic designer not a Photoshop tooler.
by GlowNGR January 03, 2020
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A tooler is what you call a tool who uses the word tool
Hey look at that tool! his long nike socks arent even real ones like mine!

Wow dude your a tooler...
by wehttam16 October 19, 2010
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A hey guys prick who likes to bum The Beastbut takes care over his appearance, as he would really like some.
The Beast - 'Yo Tooler, you have no friends, lets bum'
Tooler - 'Nice one beast.'
(Sounds of buggery)
The Beast - 'That was crap. You're crap'
Tooler - 'Thanks beast'
The Beast - 'Suck my dick Tooler'
Tooler - 'Ok'
by the beast February 25, 2004
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