by T-Rav January 21, 2005
by 1337 Fork July 30, 2005
by JBF April 10, 2005
an old slang term meaning that you have a big dick
vulgar slang for tool: a penis
i did not know this until my dad found out what my e-mail address was... i just love the band tool and made it up... but yeah... he was born in 1951 so... he knows old sayings
vulgar slang for tool: a penis
i did not know this until my dad found out what my e-mail address was... i just love the band tool and made it up... but yeah... he was born in 1951 so... he knows old sayings
by tooled July 30, 2006
Tool: (noun)
1.) A guy with a hugely over-inflated ego, who in an attempt to get un-due attention for himself, will act like a jackass, because, in his deluded state, he will think it's going to make him look cool, or make others want to be like him. The person may even insincerely apologize later on, but only in an attempt to get more attention, or to excuse his blatantly intentional, and unrepentantly tool-ish behavior.
2.) Someone whose ego FAR exceeds his talent, intelligence, and likeability. But, of course, he is clueless regarding that fact. He erroneously thinks he is THE MAN!
3.) Someone who others normally refer to as a prick, dick, or schmuck.
4.) Someone who acts like a dick, because...well...he's compensating.
5.) Kanye West
1.) A guy with a hugely over-inflated ego, who in an attempt to get un-due attention for himself, will act like a jackass, because, in his deluded state, he will think it's going to make him look cool, or make others want to be like him. The person may even insincerely apologize later on, but only in an attempt to get more attention, or to excuse his blatantly intentional, and unrepentantly tool-ish behavior.
2.) Someone whose ego FAR exceeds his talent, intelligence, and likeability. But, of course, he is clueless regarding that fact. He erroneously thinks he is THE MAN!
3.) Someone who others normally refer to as a prick, dick, or schmuck.
4.) Someone who acts like a dick, because...well...he's compensating.
5.) Kanye West
Example:
Observer #1: Hey, did you see Kanye West's idiotic stunt at the awards show?
Observer #2: Oh, you mean, "Mr. It's-All-About Me?"
Observer #1: Yeah...what an asshole.
Observer #2: I know. He's such a tool!
Observer #1: Hey, did you see Kanye West's idiotic stunt at the awards show?
Observer #2: Oh, you mean, "Mr. It's-All-About Me?"
Observer #1: Yeah...what an asshole.
Observer #2: I know. He's such a tool!
by Hilo, Hawai'i September 17, 2009
One who lacks the mental capacity to know he is being used. A fool. A cretin. Characterized by low intelligence and/or self-steem.
by tt February 18, 2003