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Slang term for k2, the fake weed
Smoking tookie can put holes in your brain and kill you.
by Bonody April 20, 2017
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When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
by ecogoth December 30, 2020
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Another word for a female private part according to Miranda Sings
I can see your tookie.
by Anonymous person..... October 20, 2016
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1.Most commonly used in terms of excitement, the plural form is used to express ones emotional high. 2.A southern term for the vagina. 3.A rare insult. 4.A
formal hand shake, where 2 people spread the index and middle finger such as to
make a peace sign, then turn teir hands sideways and join them at their fingers
base.
Ted, your parents bought you a new car. Tookies!

Bill, come drink with us you tookie!

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1. Multiple shotgun killer 2. Murderer of a convenience store clerk 3. Murderer of a husband, wife and daughter who ran a motel 4. co-Wrote booklets, not books, that amount to less than a single highschool essay 5. Never apologized for the murders 6. Never admitted to the murders - that might hurt his capital habeas case 7. Coward who uses peace as a cover for fear of the lethal injection
Tookie gets put down by the guards. Tookie is on his final appeal. Just about anyone can get nominated for a Nobel Peace Prize, including Tookie. Tookie will never actually win a Nobel peace prize. Tookie's veins are bulging and popping at the sight of The Deep Needle.
by Deep Needle July 31, 2005
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Tookie shotgun killed a store clerk. Then a week later, Tookie shotgun killed a father, mother and daughter.
by Deep Needle August 20, 2005
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