(APPLIES FOR ALL GENDERS AND PRONOUNS FOR PEOPLE) Taking someone's cookies is an innuendo for taking their virginity in a way that also has them head over heels for you. Can also be used for just taking ones virginity. (also normally happens after smoking weed with said person)

Mercury retrograde is the act of taking a shit whilst mooning one or more human beings. Your day can typically being going well, according to your horoscope, until you are forced into witnessing Mercury retrograde. Performing Mercury retrograde will often speed the astrological cycle forward for the individual performing the Mercury retrograde, bringing about happy and fruitful times to come.