Urban Dictionary: Toobining

When you’re on a Zoom call and jacking off.

Mike’s general disinterest during our Zoom today made me wonder if he was toobining.

by YeahSure916 October 19, 2020

Keith got caught Toobining at the weekly Zoom sales meeting

by The Billman October 20, 2020

Masturbating (unknowingly) while on a Zoom, Skype, or Webex video conference.

Jeffery Toobin was suspended from The New Yorker for Toobining.

by MAGA2020!!!!! October 20, 2020

New Yorker Suspends Jeffrey Toobin for Masturbating on Zoom Call. Jeremy was caught Toobin.

by mrumo October 19, 2020

This reporter from CNN just got caught Toobin durning a zoom meeting.

by Miotoss October 19, 2020

When you're on a video call and you forget to turn off the camera before yanking your crank.

Did you see Jeffrey yesterday on Zoom? He was toobin in front of the whole CNN panel. So cringe.

by DocKilmer October 19, 2020

Getting caught masturbating while on a zoom/Teams or other group call or otherwise while in the company of people you don’t think are watching.

“Did you hear that Josh got suspended from class for Toobin? He thought he’d get away with Toobin just because he’s so full of himself!”

by JToobin October 19, 2020