1- n. Wanker. Also, one who masturbates during Zoom meetings.

2 - v. Masturbating
That dude is a Toobin.

I can’t believe that dude is Toobin on Zoom.
by Tlt77 October 21, 2020
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The act of accidentally masturbating in front of work colleagues on a Zoom call.
Jeffery was fired when he got caught Toobin during the weekly zoom meeting.
by ArchiePunker October 20, 2020
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Spanking your monkey on a ZOOM call and thinking Mute turned your camera off.
Guy was Toobin during the staff meeting.
by illybay721 October 20, 2020
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The New Yorker star writer and CNN chief legal analyst Jeffrey Toobin exposed himself on a Zoom call — and has now been suspended from the magazine, a report said Monday.

Jill: sup?
Jack: chillin.
Jill: u toobin?
Jack: yah
by 212person October 19, 2020
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The New Yorker star writer and CNN chief legal analyst Jeffrey Toobin exposed himself on a Zoom call — and has now been suspended from the magazine, a report said Monday.

Jill: sup?
Jack: chillin.
Jill: u toobin?
Jack: yah
by 212person October 19, 2020
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The act of taking one's dick out and jacking off furiously during video meatings
Jeffrey got fired for toobin' and gloopin' at today's staff meeting
by Sickdickey October 19, 2020
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The act of tilting down your webcam while you masturbate during a Zoom meeting.
Jay loves Toobin, but it cost him his job; don't shake his hand.
by e192326 October 22, 2020
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