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The highest level of straightness surpassing even ultra straight . Very few people are know to be Too straight . You can say anything sus and remain Too straight until you commit an act of severe gayness that will result in you becoming supper gay.
Andrew called Mason a dike but his comment is invalid because Mason holds the title of Too Straight
by Master Chin Kung of TOO ST March 15, 2021
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