"Yesterday I was wearing a yellow shirt and blue pants , I said hi to my neighbor , got in my car, was drinking about 15 miles an hour, on my way to Walmart when a car t-bone me! "
Damn you added way too much sour cream! You could have just said you were t-boned yesterday!

Last night, hit a good lick. I brought home three figures easy for about two hours worth of my time. Not too bad I don't think.