When the hamster begins to look good.
When the French guy said, "You're mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!" he was probably implying that Arthur's father was too drunk one critical night.
by Killing Kittens January 10, 2006
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Too: More than enough; excessively: She worries too much.
Drunk: To bring to a specific state by drinking alcoholic liquors: drank our sorrows away.

Too drunk: The point at which a body becoems saturated with alchohol to the extent that respiratory functions and other 'important' functions to the body cease, without the possibility of re-starting.
by Sammael May 29, 2004
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TOO DRUNK TO FUCK

originaly coined by jello biafra

1. so drunk you can't lift your dick or even use it.

2. inability to grow your wood
this drunk dick is too drunk to fuck again, where am i going to get my crack money now?
by RepOmaN April 18, 2013
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so drunk that you no longer have the ability to "cum"
this applies to both men and women
my bae was rock hard but hes too drunk to cum and now his dick is flaccid
by sexplination June 07, 2014
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Originating from a Dead Kennedy's song. This occurs when someone drinking alcohol has had too much and is unable to sexually perform. See also TDTF.
"Dude we're almost on the second carton!"

"Yeah I'm Too Drunk To Fuck!"
by mecha-streisand December 01, 2008
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adjective
so drunk that one is unable to grasp the concept of playing Mario, specifically Super Mario Galaxy, created for ages 6+.
a: man, last night was so shit faced.
b: yeah, dude. i was so sloppy that i was too drunk to mario.
a: wow, that's pretty bad. no wonder it took you all day to recover.
by k123 February 24, 2008
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Not being able to understand something, can not comprehend something, or can not handle something.
Example 1-
Guy 1: "This math test is so hard! What's the answer to number 5??"
Guy 2: "Dude i don't know, I'm way too drunk for this chicken!"

Example 2-
Guy 1: "Dude, i didn't know you could bench 225! Let me give it a shot"
Guy 2: "Ha, come on man, you're too drunk for this chicken."
Guy 1: "Man i ain't no Puss"
by ClydeBarker October 24, 2009
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