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A person with An abnormal, often obsessive interest in Tony, especially the use of Tony for sexual excitement.
-Tonyphiliac #1: Well I was masturbating to Tony last night for hours it was swell. I think about him always. One day he'll be mine.

-Tonyphiliac #2: Bitch he's my man. You better stay away from him if you want to continue to be able to walk.

<Cat fight ensues>

Tony: Break it up ladies, you both can have me.
by aTonyphiliac March 27, 2010
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A portmanteau of carpe diem, a Latin phrase that means “Seize the Day!” and DM, which stands for Direct Messages. This word means seizing the day via DMs.
Dude 1: Bro I just got Arnold Schwarzenegger’s number!
Dude 2: Carpe DM, bro, Carpe DM.
by LolWut098 December 30, 2020
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