by Og midnight extreme December 20, 2020
Not very good at math. Has a girlfriend that he really loves but also has 6 side hoes. A man of little words. Usually plays the ukulele and is very good at singing. Gives great love advice. Tends to get many people in trouble with his thoughtless words and actions. He's a great friend and will always be there if you need someone to talk to. If you ever meet a Tony, he will mostly be a good person.
by Side Hoe #1 September 12, 2019
The best stripper. Hot, its sweaty. Always wet, not afraid to speedily cum in the hole. Big man, little fears. Seduces teenagers. Kind and compassionate. Solves all your problems. If you find a Tony, never release him.
by Shankyboy March 23, 2020
Your average typical older, middle aged, often balding, overweight, male blue collar worker often seen bitching at people for not following his social norms. Often has extreme road rage and loves quoting Red Forman from that 70's Show and idolizes Al Bundy from Married With Children. Will go to great lengths to source out who adjusted the thermostat in the house and calls the cops when the neighbors are "too damn loud" at 11:01 pm to make a noise complaint.
Is basically the male equivalent of a Karen.
Is basically the male equivalent of a Karen.
Tony: "I ordered the in-house Dilly bars, not these pre-packaged dog shit ones you get from your warehouse. I want the in-house ones or to speak to your manager!"
Staff member: "Hey boss, we've got ourselves a Tony in the drive-thru that wants to see you."
Manager: "FML"
Staff member: "Hey boss, we've got ourselves a Tony in the drive-thru that wants to see you."
Manager: "FML"
by Steenbean June 01, 2020
by ZT786123 June 02, 2020
Tony is a man who cares about his family and hates Christmas too early. He wants the best for everyone he loves.
Tony is a man who defines the definition above.
by dfghujik December 05, 2020
Apr 30 trending
- 1. Watermelon Sugar
- 2. Ghetto Spread
- 3. Girls who eat carrots
- 4. sorority squat
- 5. Durk
- 6. Momala
- 7. knocking
- 8. Dog shot
- 9. sputnik
- 10. guvy
- 11. knockin'
- 12. nuke the fridge
- 13. obnoxion
- 14. Eee-o eleven
- 15. edward 40 hands
- 16. heels up
- 17. columbus
- 18. ain't got
- 19. UrbDic
- 20. yak shaving
- 21. Rush B Cyka Blyat
- 22. Pimp Nails
- 23. Backpedaling
- 24. Anol
- 25. got that
- 26. by the way
- 27. Wetter than an otter's pocket
- 28. soy face
- 29. TSIF
- 30. georgia rose

