someone who states tey can communicate properly and with coherent ability but fails to do so everytime and also only communicates when necessary for them - also snapchats but does not respond to facetimes and or texts
GOSH he won't talk straight to me, such a TONY
by green screen man June 29, 2020
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Toni is a wonderful girl. She’s always there when she needs you, and has good advice. But when it comes to boys, Toni does not tolerate. Everyone needs a toni in their life. 💗
Alyssa: Toni, I need your help
Toni: okay.. tell me about it!
by Lexi Lopez November 1, 2019
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A male who opts to sit down and pee out of concern for the future cleanliness of the bathroom. Such as nights of excess drinking or half awake 2 am pisses.
"Last night I got so drunk I was worried Id miss the toilet when I pissed so I totally pulled a Tony out of respect for the owners of the bathroom."
by josh joshin January 28, 2008
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TONI- (in my book) the hot chick from Canada i can always talk to and laugh and kill time with
You meet her on steam, and she made me use my gay facebook more often xD Her name is Toni and she likes weed cookies xD
by mat126 September 7, 2010
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A girl with long hair that reaches down to her knees. Many guys mistaken her for being pretty but she isn't really. The only thing she has special going on for her is her excessive long straight her. Other than that she's flat chested with A size tits, has no figure, no butt, and would look like a guy if her hair was short. She also has big lips like a black girl which is why she tries to act black when she isn't. Her boyfriend recently broke up with her because she's a total bitch that flirts with any guy she sees and because he was incapable of titty fucking her since she has small tits. She use to live in Buena Park but this specimen has now herded to Westminster in CA. No guy likes her and guys only talk to her because they just want a quick fuck and then just quit it. That's all she's good for. Buy her drinks, get her drunk, and she will give you bomb head and after that quit it or pass it to your friend.
"That girl Toni has long hair too bad she's such a butter face"

"Toni has long hair but her tits are too small"

"Was with Toni last night she was pretty easy to get in bed"

"That girl Toni acts too ghetto for me"
by BRO MAN07 October 11, 2011
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HOTTEST BITCH EVER. Nicest person you will ever meet. Thicccccest shawty on the street. Best friends with a Hannah. If you ever come across a Toni make sure to be her friend. If you ever break her heart one of her friends (most likely a Hannah) will make sure you pay. Never come between her and her food. Supper smart. Loves animals. Talks crap on everyone. Spills so much tea (mainly with a Hannah).
by Sister slays December 2, 2018
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a word for a boy that is insanely attractive and sweet. a tonis usually has a very large and very tasty penis.
Your such a tonis. Fuck me. Harder. Oh yes. UUUUUUH. Ohhhhh. Right there. Oh yeah baby.
by ad;kjakldsjklfasd November 15, 2007
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