Tony Dinozzo, full name Anthony Dinozzo is the womanising, chauvanistic agent on NCIS. Comes from a wealthy family and has a love for fast cars. He is very false in his opinions of women and prefers the blonde, busty type. He is rather unpleasant to Special Agent McGee, giving him the nickname of "Probie". He was infected with Bubonic Plague at the end of series 2, and someone tried to frame him for murder in series 3. Tries to make a pass often at new agent Ziva David much like he did with agent Todd, but is constantly blown off. Often recieves a slap across the back of the head from Gibbs.

When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods

To, during the act of intercourse cum twice in one session. Making a cream pie in the ass and the vag, order is not important