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Ted: Fuck dude, did you just see that guy? He was Tony Danza!

Ted's Brother: Fuck no I didn't see that lame ass shit; I was busy fucking your mom in the ass!

Ted: But we're brothers!!!

Ted's Brother: JDNdkfjhDH!!!!!!
by Empyrean Deft February 25, 2008
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1.The man that keeps me from sleeping at night...
2.A person or animal that feels a need to inappropiately touch and/or fondle a small child or rodent to death.
3. The anti-Christ
1. I can only think of his abnormally large, oddly shaped penis as I stare at the blank wall.
2. Get your Danza-hands off my baby you friggin Tony Danza!!!
3. That cult over there worships Tony Danza...they also have giant orgies with Michael Bolton and his Bolton-mullet!!!
by Druinn March 13, 2005
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Giving a girl a Tony Danza is when you are having anal and you keep asking her who's the boss? and she will usually reply with, ohh fuck you are!, and then you pull it out, slap her in the face with it, and say NO! Tony Danza is the boss. Then return to anal sex
I gave that bitch a Tony Danza and she went nuts!
by Jables Dufazz June 01, 2005
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"Holy shit, did you just see Tony Danza flip that car... there goes his come back!"
by Major.Kickass December 20, 2005
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While recieving a BJ ask the giver "who is the boss?" when they respond with "you are" yell to them "No! Tony Danza is the boss!"

A way of tallying BJ's
by DeDoiche March 30, 2006
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while banging you girl from behind, you keep yelling "tony danza!, tony danza!" when she turns around you hit her in the face and say "whos the boss!"
"i think sally is mad at me'
"why?"
"she didnt like that tony danza"
by wootang September 13, 2005
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