A local hero in the Broadway show, "Once on this Island", often known for breaking awkward silences, saving the day, and being awesome.

In recognition, Tonton has his own holiday "Tontonmas" where young children celebrate by eating large amounts of Waffles.

1) Another word for tatas that are huge.
2) Something you wish your girlfriend had.

Girls who are so fat, they not only weight tons, but they also make you want to slice them open, crawl inside them for warmth, just like Luke Skywalker did to that ton-ton in The Empire Strikes Back!