(Also Known as Laurelton or LA,Queens)A hood located in Southern Queens, New York City. It was Formally part of Jamaica until politics split it up. Its bordering hood are Southside, Ozone Park, Springfield, ST. Albans, Cambria and Mobzdale.
Where you from?

South Queens?

Where Southside?

No, n*gga, The Ton!
by Besiege July 17, 2009
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You know what's your problem? You talk too much. Don't be a Ton.
by Won-Ton February 24, 2005
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A Shit-ton is equivalent to 24 metric assloads, or 1/10th of a fuck-ton.

Used to measure un-quantifiable amounts of something. Although it can be used in the measurement of very large people it actually is not a unit of weight.
Bad Usage:

That guy must weigh a shit-ton.

Good Usage:
I just payed a shit-ton more money switching to Geico AND it took 20 minutes.
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A shit-ton of thought went into this definition.
by MastaFlava February 16, 2010
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An overwhelming amount of work, studying, research or homework. At the beginning of the task, it seems almost impossible to complete. Some how you finish just before the deadline. Sleep deprivation and a need for caffeine are common side effects.
Brianna has a shit ton of studying tonight.
by KarNac February 16, 2017
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A measure of volume; equal to the amount of space that 2,000 lbs of crap displaces.
by Imperial Measurements Inc. August 14, 2013
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One of the few saviors of ska and the rudeboy culture. Known for spreading the message of goodness and fun through ska, rocksteady, and reggae music; is widely know for teaching the people how to skank and rock.
Person #1: Yo, you know that cat Kevin Ton?
Person #2: Yeah brotha! He taught me how to skank yesterday.
by Matt Golf March 23, 2008
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reffering to someone that has large breast. could be associated to thick girls.
damn that girl got some juga-tons on her. (Glover)
by Piompe226 March 20, 2006
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