A standardized measurement defined by 1 ton + 3 kg + 1 cm + 1 millisecond + 1 picosecond.

A prettylot is more than a little and less than a lot ( look it up). A shit-ton is more than a lot.

264.2 gallons of human shit.

The amount of a substance in pounds that can fit in a 30 square foot space as figured from the density of 2,000lbs of fecal matter.

n. 1,000 metric tons, or 2,204,624.4202 pounds