Why do you need a partner? You weigh like, more than 3 tons!
by Smart American Male April 21, 2006
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To get the highest score of 100 in shooting a NSRA 10 spot card.
She shot a ton in the shooting finals.
by cheeseflambe May 22, 2011
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a friend (usually a tonya) that makes you feel good when you feel like shit, cares about others, and is a "superior" friend
A Tonya with the last name begining with an R
by Tim April 20, 2005
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A reference to the band Type O Negative, similar to N.I.N. or NIN being a reference to Nine Inch Nails.
Among my favorite bands are: Rammstein, NIN, TON, VNV...
by Stygian CyberGothic September 26, 2007
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A unit of weight equal to 2,000 pounds (0.907 metric ton or 907.18 kilograms)
That car weighs two tons, or, 4,000 lbs.
by Michael October 03, 2004
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The favorite person who gives you high fives with both hands and makes you smile on the crappiest of days. friend
by Megan April 02, 2004
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A ton ton is someone who is usually overweight and very up there own arse, their family usually has some money they sponge off but they really have no future prospects
Them two guys ross and sam are real ton tons
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