Acronym for "the office nigger", the lone afro / carribean individual in a work environment dominated by caucasians(honkies)
look at ton over there, he needs to get some dress sense and stop wearing silly hats and wear some proper clothes like us honkies
by davethejag July 13, 2010
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An abbreviation for town usually used in text messaging or msn by people who are so lazy that they can't even put in an extra letter.
Lazy Guy(via text):"Hey do u wana go 2 ton today"

Grammer obsessed friend(via text):"In future please refrain from using such vulgur abbreviations and yes it would please me to visit town with you today."
by Random Guy 217 September 12, 2009
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(Also Known as Laurelton or LA,Queens)A hood located in Southern Queens, New York City. It was Formally part of Jamaica until politics split it up and is part of Jamaica town. Its bordering hood are Southside, Ozone Park, Springfield, ST. Albans, Cambria and Mobzdale.
Where you from?

South Queens?

Where Southside?

No, n*gga, The Ton!
by Besiege July 18, 2009
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The infinite quantity of love one can have and/or express for another.
"I thought you said you couldn't measure love.".."You can in tons.".."BAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!"

"Fucking hell Dane, I love you tons!"
by giggitty goooo March 19, 2007
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the TON are a fifa12 pro clubs team based on greenock mortons the TON
the TON was created by rossildinio on fifa12 and now many local people from the greenock area play for the club including an actual greenock morton footballer
hey we palyed the TON last night and lost 0-2

but what a game it was
by larsson July 07, 2012
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Short for Washingtons; one dollar bills. A term used to belittle someone's wealth or income.
You're not rich. You be making them 'tons!
by Koolgetlaid May 21, 2017
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To make vast quantities of cash. making bank
He's been tonning it in the stock market.
by AdrianV March 27, 2008
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