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Getting extremely inebriated, to the point of incoherent mumbling downtowned
Micheal tried to tell us he had to go to the bathroom, but he was so tonied, we couldn't understand him, so he pissed himself.
by Daniel Zeve February 18, 2005
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getting so drunk that one pukes till blood vessels burst in one's eyes
Anthony got so tonied last night that he woke up with scabs on his eyes and vomit in his shower.
by Daniel Zeve March 29, 2005
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A hilarious word that is nonstandard and made up. 'Tonied' can have several meanings:

1) To be captured or defeated in a way that causes a lot of pain or struggle.
2) Used by a person who has the name Tony and they will say it when they have astonished, surprised, annoyed, or captured someone. When they have tonied someone, they touch their toes and knees and say to the person: 'You're tonied!'
3) To touch someone else's toes and knees at the same time.
Tony stopped me from making my coffee last morning because he was in the kitchen. I'm tonied for sure.
I've had a hard day and I've been way too busy. No one will leave me alone. I'm just tonied.
I'm going to get someone tonied!
by Urbandictionarywriter3503 March 18, 2021
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