A tonic derived from ones cock!
Carl! Why are you drinking that shit? It tastes like Cock Tonic ya fucking Cock Tonic drinking fuck!
by Auron117 March 02, 2015
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A alcoholic drink in it is bleach and tonic which everybody on the falcons team drank when the patriots won the superbowl
I had a bad day i am going to drink a bleach and tonic
by the_sleeping_weasel_ March 02, 2017
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If you mix more than 1:1 you will burn up all your tonic.... Don't do that!

Fill a glass of any size that suits your fancy with ice. Fill the glass 1/2 to 3/4 with the shittiest vodka you've got. Splash a little tonic on top.
Dave, make me a vodka and tonic and don't go burnin' up all my tonic!
by aznPersuasion December 20, 2019
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Tonic-Rust is when lemon/orange flavored/colored drink is poored on a red heads crutch.
Tom "Oh geeeze someone poored fanta on my already red pubes!!! i just got Tonic-Rust!!!"
by Hoxzyk March 23, 2011
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A Jim tonic is the type of guy to hang around the woodies parking lot, mid afternoon with a liter bottle of vodka in one hand and a bent joint in the other. Jim tonics spend their nights preaching the word of the lord to ket goblins in back alleys. Their favorite pastimes include customizing crocs and talking about how stoned they are. Jim tonics show no emotion towards any man woman or child except for their pet dogs.
My friend James is a real Jim tonic, I saw him handing out rollies to children behind lidl the other morning.
by Scuddfromdahood July 18, 2019
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A type of smoothy made from the pre-blended juice of a handful of grass, Iceburg and romanian lettuce, raw white and chestnut mushrooms, black pepper and OJ.. within hours all symptoms gone for good.
Darling, could you pop to shop an get the ingredients to a tyranny tonic.. feel a bit of a cold coming along.. the silver lining of 2020!
by Rilighan February 01, 2021
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