2 parts jizz, 4 parts tonic. Pour jizz, tonic water, and lime juice over ice. Stir well with a long-necked spoon. Garnish with lime wedge, and serve immediately!

The most bodacious idea. A mixture of alcohol and soda. In my mind the best way to get plastered.

A good drink with a splash of gin , a clear liquor, and tonic a gross bitter tasting water that is bad without gin. A hint of lemon or lime will enhance the taste though.

Derived from the word "platonic," meaning "friendly," and also used as the opposite of romantic. "Play-tonic" is used to describe a "friends with benefits" situation. Their relationship is platonic, not romantic, but it also includes "play," or sensual/sexual interaction.

A nourishing balm sourced from the spunkstick. Reputed to have many health-enhancing properties when administered orally.

Humorous mismangulation of "gin and tonic". The term indicates a high degree of drunkenness followed by sex with a woman. It seems to specifically imply a man who is highly drunk performing oral sex on a woman. The tonic may, or may not be drank while performing the oral sex.

Another name for buckie or Buckfast tonic wine. Famous drink found on the streets of glasgow and the whole of Scotland especially Coatbridge which is the official buckfast capital of the world.