man one: wow this gin and tonic seems extra stong tonight
man two: thats because it is tonic boom!

Hey man I'm going home to do the tonic grind Esskeetttiiittt.

Bartender:
What would you like to drink?

Customer:
This week has been tough and need something strong to take the edge off.

Bartender:
Sounds like you need a tonic klonic!

She and I decided to try the tonic rub

cracking open a slim tonic with the boys

The only think you’ll find at this bar is coors light, and the finest yellow tonic in town.