A phrase used to describe extreme displeasure with the way other have been treating you and/or acting around you. Can be used instead of/to counter the term "fronting". In desperation of NOT sounding like a broken record, it is acceptable to use other nouns suck as "ass", "tits", "gooch" or "pussy" (for the pissed-off ladies out there).

It’s an acronym standing for Can’t Remember A Fucking Thing. It’s usually used to describe embarrassment at being unable to remember someone (CRAFT moment); going onstage as the lead in the latest theatrical performance and your mind goes completely blank (CRAFT situation); the next morning after a night when you got pissed as a fart and woke up in bed cuddling a traffic cone and a string of fairy lights wound round your prick.