Tongans are some of the biggest people on earth because of their muscle and, or fat. We excell in the sports rugby and football And will kick your ass if you mess with us.We take it offensively if you think we are Samoan. We are much stronger and much mare agressive than Samoans. The Tongan flag is mostly red but every single Tongan in the world is a crip TCG. KINGDOM OF TONGA
Don't ask me to give an example because Ima kick ya ass because Im Tongan
by Haakuu12 October 14, 2007
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The indigenous people of Polynesia, archipelago islands in the South Pacific. They are not Samoans they are Tongans. They are the first polynesians and are the founders of all other islands, such as Samoa, Fiji, Tahiti all the way up to Hawaii. Scientists do consider Tongan men to be the "alpha male". With their physical ability as well as their mental ability they are able to surpass any other race in the world. Mentally they have mastered the stars and formulations of math not yet recognized by man, they are also humongous people with the strength to follow. They are a mixture of Asian, African and South American.
The men are F******* mean mother F*******, one of them have the strength to kill 5 regular strong men from any other race. They do not like to be looked at in the eye's and if you make them mad good luck getting past that because if they cant beat you with their hands, they are stupid enought to shoot you! It's kill or be killed with these assh&&&& but the bad part is that they are willing to kill and die in every single aspect! It's a NO WIN situation with these damn people and they are also backed by Italian Mafia and Mexican Mafia so good luck to you and FUCK THEM TONGANS
by Sum Guy who farted November 25, 2010
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The toughest, Horse muscle having, huge dick showing, ass beating, race of pacific islander there is.
Hey don’t fuck with them! They’re all Tongans!
by Buttplugger69 January 21, 2020
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The people who originate from the Kingdom of Tonga. The first polynesians. Gigantic, and have natural steroids; Ulu, and HorSe
Tongans are gigantic, and all have a natural ability to play sports. there are two types of tongan bodies. the big (fat) ones, who tend to be naturally strong, and the big (muscular) ones who are the dominant athletes of whatever group they are in until they decide to stop playing. TOngans are powerhouses in Rugby and Football.
Tongans are very nice, hospitable, and religious people. But when you make them mad they'll beat you to a pulp no matter who you are, or how strong you think you are.

TONGANS ARE NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH SAMOANS
Neighbor: Oh hey Sione!

Tongan Guy: Malo fred!

Neighbor: I heard your son won the MVP award today.

Tongan Guy: ah yess, he did. I fink it was for, *click sound* ahhh....fuut boll

Neighbor: haha, he is quite the athlete I hear. By the way, that is some good smelling food you are cooking.

Tongan Guy: haha, me and my family love to eat.

Neighbor: yeah, you samoans eat quite a bit!

Tongan Guy: ....

by Hafekasi April 21, 2008
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cool ass polynesians that come from the island of Tonga, a sister island to Samoa. only in certain areas do samoans and tongans bump heads, but for the most part they are the two most similar cultures in Polynesia. both islands dominate over the others in polynesia, are super huge, best at football n rugby, and love to drink kava while listening to Lucky Dube!...tongans n samoans are like JayZ n Naz...only beef because theyre both the best...
Tongans r badazz rugby players like Jona Lomu
by Compton Africa September 2, 2007
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big polynesian dudes, that will take over at your party and take your keg.
- every time I see a keg at Shorview park , I know someones party was crashed and their keg was taken.
by maze January 5, 2004
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Tongans are huge motherfuckers from tonga. They can fuck people up if you mess wit them. Fucking mes with them and you won't see your face again.

Tongans are good at Rugby like most other polynesians.
Tongan Friend: Bro, you fucked up dat dude bad.

Tongan Boy: Yeh bro, he told me to get fucked so I fucked up his face.
by puaka baha August 27, 2008
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