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A musical boner. Being sexually attracted to a person because of their musical talent. A term made popular, if not coined, by the movie Pitch Perfect.
Hearing her sing gives me a major toner.
The Phantom of the Opera was the first literary instance of a guy getting a toner.
The Phantom of the Opera was the first literary instance of a guy getting a toner.
by Bosephus Reeegan March 14, 2013
Aug 11 Word of the Day
A phrase to describe someone who is cognitively degenerating. Synonym of "going off the deep end". Can have varying degrees of severity.
Reference to the song "Hey You" by Pink Floyd. The line "and the worms ate into his brain" makes no sense in an otherwise linear and literal narration throughout the lyrics.
Reference to the song "Hey You" by Pink Floyd. The line "and the worms ate into his brain" makes no sense in an otherwise linear and literal narration throughout the lyrics.
"My boyfriend has a total case of brain worms. He told me the cat was bugged so the Feds could listen in on us having sex..."
or
"You totally stumbled over that entire sentence. Can't speak English all of a sudden? What, do you have brain worms?"
or
"You totally stumbled over that entire sentence. Can't speak English all of a sudden? What, do you have brain worms?"
by _Jez_ October 03, 2009
3
A nickname for a canadian drunk who comes down to Lakewood every year and gets hammered out of his gourd. Known to wet himself on numerous occasions. Might be seen with a smoke in one hand and a beer in another. Will eat or drink crazy things for bets. Will fester in own juices. Beware
Example # 1:
PasserBy # 1 - Hey isn't that Toner passed out by the wall?
PasserBy # 2 - What's that wet stain he's lyin' in?
Example # 2:
TIRED GUY: Who the fuck is that yelling over there, it's 6 am?
GIRLFRIEND: Fuckin' Toner!!!!!!
PasserBy # 1 - Hey isn't that Toner passed out by the wall?
PasserBy # 2 - What's that wet stain he's lyin' in?
Example # 2:
TIRED GUY: Who the fuck is that yelling over there, it's 6 am?
GIRLFRIEND: Fuckin' Toner!!!!!!
by Johnny Lakewood August 02, 2005
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Another word for dick, mainly used in middle schools and high schools so that the teacher has no idea what the students are talking about.
Pronounced: (tau-ner)
Pronounced: (tau-ner)
by ilikeftbt May 14, 2019
6
to-ner (noun): an erect nipple. This usually occurs when it is cold. The word's origin lies in the ingenious combination of the words tit and boner, giving us toner.
by the girls of Theta October 27, 2006