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A musical boner. Being sexually attracted to a person because of their musical talent. A term made popular, if not coined, by the movie Pitch Perfect.
Hearing her sing gives me a major toner.

The Phantom of the Opera was the first literary instance of a guy getting a toner.
by Bosephus Reeegan March 14, 2013
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May 19 Word of the Day
Voluntarily Celibate.
A person who chooses to be celibate. Can be for any given amount of time, for a short period or for their entire life. Can be for religious reasons or not.

related: incel
-Priests are volcel (or at least they're supposed to be).

-Gary was so upset after the divorce he became volcel for the rest of his life.
by kay_see October 23, 2007
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A boner you get from great tone.
Did you hear Ryne's new pedal? I just got a major toner.
by troy>i September 14, 2011
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A nickname for a canadian drunk who comes down to Lakewood every year and gets hammered out of his gourd. Known to wet himself on numerous occasions. Might be seen with a smoke in one hand and a beer in another. Will eat or drink crazy things for bets. Will fester in own juices. Beware
Example # 1:
PasserBy # 1 - Hey isn't that Toner passed out by the wall?

PasserBy # 2 - What's that wet stain he's lyin' in?

Example # 2:

TIRED GUY: Who the fuck is that yelling over there, it's 6 am?

GIRLFRIEND: Fuckin' Toner!!!!!!
by Johnny Lakewood August 02, 2005
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Another word for dick, mainly used in middle schools and high schools so that the teacher has no idea what the students are talking about.

Pronounced: (tau-ner)
Damn, I got a big ass toner.
by ilikeftbt May 14, 2019
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a nipple that is erect, poking through the shirt
She must be cold because she has quite some toners there.
by hebrew_hammer September 21, 2006
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to-ner (noun): an erect nipple. This usually occurs when it is cold. The word's origin lies in the ingenious combination of the words tit and boner, giving us toner.
You can just see those girls' toners through their thin shirts.
by the girls of Theta October 27, 2006
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