When engaging a conversation with someone feeling a certain emotion and that person makes a statement which distracts you and contradicts your current mood.

Tone Wanker(s) are people who are the level of no of which you wish to get train tones from train drivers. This is done by moving your arm up and down like on a steam train. Typically done by younger railfans who will upload comps of their tones on their youtube channels.

Take me down to the basement fill the buckets with cheeseeee

Take me down to the basement fill the buckets with cheese

When you pronounce a sentence using random and completely unnecessary change of pitch at a certain syllable. It emphasizes a part of a statement that doesn’t need emphasizing at all, and therefore it can only be used by people as ones named Tyler.
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A simple minded mix chick

The act of fisting a female whilst on her period. The act includes that the fister has a handful of coffee grounds while performing the bloody fisting act, hence the two tones (red and brown) and joe, meaning the coffee like substance created from the warmth in the fistee's vagina.