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A post classical Aphrodites, the Venus of the firmament. Her beauty surpasses all past sunsets and of those yet unborn. The Nordic Lights weep tears of envy to her beauty. Her comeliness is soft and supple. Her eyes are portals to all beauty and brilliance. Fleet of mind, cunning of acumen – the touchstone of every woman; she is every woman and every women wishes they were she. Mother to the fortunate and Lover to the favored. None have preceded her and none will surpass.
I just saw the most beautiful woman in the world; her name is Tondja
by Daddyrat November 13, 2013
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