Hardest person you’ll ever meet, gets the most girls and makes grifo call him daddy

Anatidaephobia is defined as a pervasive, irrational fear that one is being watched by a duck. The anatidaephobic individual fears that no matter where they are or what they are doing, a duck watches.

Anatidaephobia is derived from the Greek word "anatidae", meaning ducks, geese or swans and "phobos" meaning fear.

Basically long story short, it’s the toilet paper you get stuck in your ass when you wipe. The worst thing to ever walk the earth. Equivalent to a fork scraping on a plate. A huge fucking pussy