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another word for jizz; used when there is an unknown dirty looking substance.
"Did you just whack off? there's tondi all over your shirt."

"No i knocked over a bowl of chili earlier and didn't bother to put on a new shirt."
by Brez Hurley February 04, 2009
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Jul 17 Word of the Day
A Bloomer is someone with a bright outlook on life who is optimistic in nature. Bloomer's frolic in every opportunity to be happy and try to make the most out of life. The opposite of a Bloomer is a Doomer. The term Bloomer originated specifically as a counter to the Doomer on sites especially like 4Chan.
"After getting married he became a Bloomer."
by Le Cringe February 27, 2019
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