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Derived from rhyming slang of Tommy tit, meaning shit, and is directed at what you do in public toilets that are unclean. If you need a shit in a public toilet and it is to dirty to sit down you poo into your coat pocket, or gown pocket hence the Royal connection, to prevent having to touch anything else.
Isabell: What took you so long in the toilets?
Angus: They were rank so I had to have a Tommy Royal.
Angus: They were rank so I had to have a Tommy Royal.
by RADBoy December 23, 2012
Jul 17 Word of the Day
A Bloomer is someone with a bright outlook on life who is optimistic in nature. Bloomer's frolic in every opportunity to be happy and try to make the most out of life. The opposite of a Bloomer is a Doomer. The term Bloomer originated specifically as a counter to the Doomer on sites especially like 4Chan.
by Le Cringe February 27, 2019