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A deeply homophobic/ transphobic bigoted man. May or may not be sexually attracted to pumpkins.
"I'm not saying that Tommy McMurtry is sexually attracted to pumpkins, I'm just saying that we don't really know"
by InsectUncle June 02, 2019
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A cultural and aesthetic mind-state that prioritizes making money, even as an “underground” or “radical” creator. The work isn’t made for money, but it’s the money that matters the most.
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This man is likely very insecure about his kinks. As of late, rumors have finally arisen about his attraction towards pumpkins. This insecurity has become considered his motivation for all of his prior and future homophobic comments. If this is the case, he must be very insecure about this; as he has gone out of his way to plan and advertise an anti-LGBT conference during pride week.
Friend 1: “Dude you have some weird kinks.”

Friend 2: “Hey, I’m not the person with the same kinks as Tommy McMurtry.”
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Hey I heard you were experimenting with pumpkins?

Nah I'm fully committed to being a Tommy McMurtry!
by Arishoks June 03, 2019
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This man is likely very insecure about his kinks. As of late, rumors have finally arisen about his attraction towards pumpkins. This insecurity has become considered his motivation for all of his prior and future homophobic comments. If this is the case, he must be very insecure about this; as he has gone out of his way to plan and advertise an anti-LGBT conference during pride week.
Mark: “Dude you have some weird kinks.”

Nick: “Hey, I’m not the person with the same kinks as Tommy McMurtry.”
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A man who is a homophobic bigot,rumors have also surfaced that Tommy McMurtry is sexually attracted to pumpkins.in shame and embarrassment from this rumor he has outlashed his anger to the lgbt+ community.
I'm not saying that Tommy McMurtry is sexually attracted to pumpkins, I'm just saying that we don't really know
by a kid with internet June 26, 2019
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