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A Polish first name, unofficial version of Tomasz, which is similar to English Thomas.
by TomaszIsMyName February 06, 2010
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May 15 Word of the Day
A few weeks ago, no one had “cheugy” in their vocabulary . Now everything is saturated with the word. It’s in our heads. It’s in our homes. Everyone is asking: “Am I cheugy? Am I a basic ass bitch? Am I GUILTY of being cheugy?”

The proliferation of cheugy in the mainstream discourse can only be attributed to one source: mental terror. It’s an orchestrated psychological trap to make you question your tastes and interests in the eyes of others.

You are not a cheug. YOU’RE PERFECT!!!!

It is very suspicious that the cheugy mascot is a Minion, a literal cyclops, a deformed
yellow panopticon in overalls ... do not let the all-seeing eye to control you. Be vigilant. Resist cheugy psyops.
Becca is another victim of cheugy psyops. I saw the garbage truck take all her Ugg boots yesterday. She even removed “I LOVE The Office!” from all her dating profiles. She’s unrecognizable.
by Callmemaybe69 May 12, 2021
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A rare form of high-quality human. Normally comes from the best country known as Poland.
Jake: Whoah! Why does that guy have a glow of gold around his body
Ju-Kyung: Oh, that's just Tomek. He's awesome.
Jake: Definetly understand...
by Shnoiv February 22, 2010
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Soccer boy who has an abnormally bizzare foot fetish. He likes to take long walks around campus in the dark but if spotted do not approach as he will bark uncontrollably. Can cook some mean omelettes and will buy you food . Also known to have a love/hate relationship with vodka, often ends up unresponsive for a hot while.
Guy 1: no fucking way I lost to him on fifa

Guy 2: ah you pulled a tomek on it man

Also can be used as a verb meaning to be so drunk one looses contact with reality
by Study skillz 4 lif3 October 14, 2020
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A person who can get pretty depressed without a girlfriend, in other words, desperate. Friends with girls, and wishes to be more manly. Pretty frickin' girly as well.
girl- TOMEK
boy- ugh, that girly boy

girl- I was talking to tomek
girl 2- really?
girl- he asked me out for the 5th time
girl 2- that's usual for him
by Bill: Smart Guy June 06, 2009
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A lethargic dyslexic genious with no neck, captivated by cartoons and fluent in polish and english
Tomek stop watching Arthur so you will pass circuits this time.
by massey June 25, 2003
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