a beautiful man with an extraordinarily big penis and heroic testicles.
makes every girl moist when he walks in the room

A phrase to describe someone who is cognitively degenerating. Synonym of "going off the deep end". Can have varying degrees of severity.

Reference to the song "Hey You" by Pink Floyd. The line "and the worms ate into his brain" makes no sense in an otherwise linear and literal narration throughout the lyrics.

Tom is a king. Tom is very humble and noble and should be awarded for his bravery and his just. He may be pushed against his willpower by peasant like Jaxson but still King tom still prevails with flying flags. Tom has recruited a great army consisting of Finnish, English, American, Italian and English people. If anyone lies a hand on Tom the army will rise up and beat that offender into the ground, and the will face serious ruptured pancreas and kidney stones. Tom is admired by his intelligence, he finds his happy place in English with no competition for first in the class. Tom is a great man and everyone should keep their Tom safe

Tom: Tom is generous and sweet. Tom can be a total man-child, tom can be perverted. But Tom is a man you'd be lucky to have because though he might live far away he wants to take care of you when your sick or sad. he wants to calm you down when youre mad and snuggle you to sleep every night. tom is sensitive and his feelings will brake easy but its ok because its better than building walls. tom likes to do impulsive things when hes having a bad week. Tom know what he does wrong when he does it and says sorry when it is unneeded. Tom is the most perfect, handsome man in the whole universe and im lucky to have him. I want to grow old and, if I solidly change my mind, have children with him. I want to sleep in his arms every night. I want to have adventures with him. He is my Dark Angel and I am his Dark Princess <3

a very sexy man with huge dick and balls omg like huge very big.

A man's testicle.

Tom derives from Cockney Rhyming Slang and like so many other rhymes it has been shortened to just the initial word of the phrase e.g. bread and honey (money) became bread. However, unlike many others, Tom has multiple meanings which often can only be inferred from how it is used. Some of the common meanings of Tom are listed below:

1. Tom from Sir Thomas More = whore;
2. Tom from Tom Tit (old English name for a Blue Tit) = shit;
3. Tom from Tomfoolery = joolery (jewellery); incidentally don’t blame me for their pronunciation.
4. Tom from Tom Cat = twat/prat;