Man with Chinese crisis

Leaking Hoop

A pasta loving bafoon who eats nothing but sweets, pasta and bread. And the occasional chunk of tree bark

Fun to be around and always the life of the party. He usually has a huge cock. The women flock to him, due to the fact that he has a large cock. He has sexy brown eyes that can see right through you. If you have a relationship with him beware, because you aren't the only one. There are too many fish in the sea for him to pick just one. The bottom line is he is hot, but you better watch your back.

A tall German/English kid that has autism he sold all of his cars on gta v and still gets moaned at by a Greek and undernourished kid.
He went out with a horse, brexit and a specky in year 7 no one knows why and he is very loud.

A wild Canadian goose who will approach you with caution until offered a pretzel.