An aristocrat of the soul, as blue-blooded as they come. A brave and strong Viking warrior-philosopher. Truly noble, gallant and chivalrous. A person of great depth - of mind, soul and heart. Strongest personality you'll come across, nothing can break his indomitable spirit.
by Other ubermensch April 08, 2021
a beautiful man with an extraordinarily big penis and heroic testicles.
makes every girl moist when he walks in the room
makes every girl moist when he walks in the room
Girl 1: "ooh! ive just had a strange sensation in between my legs"
Girl 2: "me too"
Guy 1: "dammit! tom's just walked in the room. i wish i was him"
Girl 2: "me too"
Guy 1: "dammit! tom's just walked in the room. i wish i was him"
by quickly!! December 09, 2009
Tom: Tom is generous and sweet. Tom can be a total man-child, tom can be perverted. But Tom is a man you'd be lucky to have because though he might live far away he wants to take care of you when your sick or sad. he wants to calm you down when youre mad and snuggle you to sleep every night. tom is sensitive and his feelings will brake easy but its ok because its better than building walls. tom likes to do impulsive things when hes having a bad week. Tom know what he does wrong when he does it and says sorry when it is unneeded. Tom is the most perfect, handsome man in the whole universe and im lucky to have him. I want to grow old and, if I solidly change my mind, have children with him. I want to sleep in his arms every night. I want to have adventures with him. He is my Dark Angel and I am his Dark Princess <3
by DarkPrincess December 09, 2013
Tom is a king. Tom is very humble and noble and should be awarded for his bravery and his just. He may be pushed against his willpower by peasant like Jaxson but still King tom still prevails with flying flags. Tom has recruited a great army consisting of Finnish, English, American, Italian and English people. If anyone lies a hand on Tom the army will rise up and beat that offender into the ground, and the will face serious ruptured pancreas and kidney stones. Tom is admired by his intelligence, he finds his happy place in English with no competition for first in the class. Tom is a great man and everyone should keep their Tom safe
by Daniel5tookenham October 20, 2020
Tom derives from Cockney Rhyming Slang and like so many other rhymes it has been shortened to just the initial word of the phrase e.g. bread and honey (money) became bread. However, unlike many others, Tom has multiple meanings which often can only be inferred from how it is used. Some of the common meanings of Tom are listed below:
1. Tom from Sir Thomas More = whore;
2. Tom from Tom Tit (old English name for a Blue Tit) = shit;
3. Tom from Tomfoolery = joolery (jewellery); incidentally don’t blame me for their pronunciation.
4. Tom from Tom Cat = twat/prat;
1. Tom from Sir Thomas More = whore;
2. Tom from Tom Tit (old English name for a Blue Tit) = shit;
3. Tom from Tomfoolery = joolery (jewellery); incidentally don’t blame me for their pronunciation.
4. Tom from Tom Cat = twat/prat;
“That bloke is a real Tom (4). He gave a lot of tom(3) to a right old tom(1). Didn’t do ‘er no good, mind; it was a load of tom(2).”
by AKACroatalin February 15, 2016