Southern Tom Selleck

The act of shaving a mustache shape into your pubic hair. Not to be confused with a "Südlicher Adolf Hitler", or "Southern Adolf Hitler", which is the act of shaving all of your pubic hair, except of a small patch in the middle.

I needed to trim my junk up, so i got creative and gave myself a Southern Tom Selleck

by Codaayy-again June 1, 2010

Making out with Tom Selleck

Giving oral sex to a woman that has excessive stubble on her vagina.

I went down on Cindy last night and her pussy was so stubbly that it was like making out with Tom Selleck!

by The Canadian Madman September 24, 2009