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It is an acronym for "tities on my dick". Used primarily to signify from male to male that someone wants titties on their dick.
Tim and Bob were talking with Sandy and Tim said "I wish Tom D. was here!"
by BigB1991 March 29, 2010
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Aug 1 Word of the Day
the act of texting people while you are pooping
ex. (talking to a friend on fbook chat)

person 1: hey man whats going on tonight
person 2: i gotta go to the bathroom il poopt you

or

person 1: whatsup man what are you doing?
person 2: poopting you
by mr.poopter January 26, 2011
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Trip on ma dick - Accidentally fall on my penis, leading to intercourse.
Dequan : "Me? Worry bout shaniqua findin' out ? She can TOMD ! "
Becky : "Totally !"
by disdudenamedmichael November 25, 2014
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While playing Mario Kart, you get shafted so bad and so many times, that you go from first to last and can't win the race.

Common symptoms of being Tom'd are: Losing horribly, throwing controllers, screaming at t.v., loss of respect, ridicule from friends, not wanting to play Mario Kart, and having to leave the house because its late and people need their sleep.
Jesse: No, no no no! Fu-fuck!! I just got shafted!!
Neil: No Jesse, you just got Tom'd.
Jessie: *throws controller* I'm done with this.
by NeiLTheReaLDeaL September 11, 2010
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Refers to "Tippin' On My Dick", a new alternative way to saying LMAO or LOL.
Yea, I saw it coming. I was Tomd!!
by NikesOnMyFeet November 15, 2010
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"what the fuck, who tom'd me last night?"
Stay away from him, he's a "tommer"
by Tommy28 September 29, 2005
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People who have first name and first letter of surname same as other person could be bulied by other person by saying Tom D.

Basicly used by people who wants to confuse one of Toms in class room
Speaker: Hey, how you doing Tom D.
Tom D. : What?
Tom D. : What?
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