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(verb) the act of a man sitting to pee
I woke up in the middle of the night and had to pee, but I had to Tom Brady because I was too drunk to stand up.
by Curmudge_john February 07, 2015
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New England Patriots quarterback. Disliked by most men outside of New England not only because he usually spanks their respective teams but also because most of their girlfriends think of Tom Brady during intercourse.
"My girlfriend had three orgasms with me last night,thanks Tom Brady!"

"did you see the colts last night? They looked like a high school ladies football team!Thanks Tom Brady"
by Devon B February 10, 2008
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A person that wins frequently but upon losing turns into a complete introverted crybaby.
After Tyler lost that race yesterday, he stormed off the track and didn't talk to anyone for the rest of the day. He was acting like a total Tom Brady.
by Stephen Vassen May 10, 2007
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the act of destroying or damaging your phone
Man, I wish I had a case for my phone. I totally just Tom Bradyed it.
by rayraylayyou August 30, 2015
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A quarterback who some say is overrated. Apparently has the "best recivers" and that is why he is so prolific. Brady has Moss and Welker, two great recievers, but do you remember when he won 3 superbowls? Yeah, no recivers who did anything. Brady can make anyone look good. IE: Donte Stallworth, Reche Caldwell. Also holds the records for much touchdowns in a quarter(5), and most touchdowns in a season (50)
Pats fan:Tom Brady is among the best quarterbacks in the league, along with Peyton Manning, and Drew Brees.
Idiot:Liek no wayyyyyyz Eli Manning owns brady all day
Pats Fan:Thats why he cant do shit without a stellar defense or Plaxico Burress
Idiot:hahahaha shut up newb Brady Sucks
Pats Fan:I guess Michael Phelps sucks too then.
by tesk92 October 25, 2009
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any Yankees hat-wearing, purse-carrying, Boston-based sack of horseshit who happens to be the quarterback of the New England Patriots and who doesn't even have to make good throws because his top receiver is unstoppable and catches anything within 20 yards of his body.
Hey did you see Tom Brady wearing a Yankees hat and carrying a purse the other day?

Yea, it was all over the papers, he must be a total homo.
by Colin G. November 05, 2007
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